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These are the funniest exam / test responses available on the net, you won't believe what some people put, and the teachers response can be just as funny !
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Its any easy mistake to make
Does NASA need any engineers ?
Probably stressed through too many examinations...it happens
50% can relate to this and 50% won't...thats life
Wots the problem...you said expand, so I have.
The mysterious appearing Elephant
Help !..A circus has invaded my paper.
All aboard the fail boat...setting sail for failsville.
Equations can be tough....just don't take them too seriously
Jesus and the Civil War...a modern day gospel
If all else fails draw the examiner a nice picture...it may work !
When guessing make sure you know the parameters !
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
"Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
